This post has taken way too long to arrive. Finally, someone better than me can handily take control of my filthy household:
"After reading blogs for a couple of years I’ve come to the realization that if a blogger doesn’t tell you how to do something, you probably don’t know how to do it. How did I make oatmeal, fold laundry, run, or even know how to take awkward photos of myself making strange faces before I started reading them? Upon this epiphany I realized that I’ve never told you how to properly clean. How many of you are just sitting on your laptop in eight feet of trash and filth just waiting for me to help you? Millions? Billions? So, here you go: The proper way to clean. And don’t worry, if you already think you know how to clean, you probably don’t. Whatever you are doing, it is wrong."
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